Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said, "Yeah yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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mpj13 8
It's not really solved
Principessa101 20
You didn't discuss wanting children before you got married?
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Comments (216)
xgetxbentx 13
Ydi for not having an in depth discussion about this before getting married, I mean even if you talked about it and agreed you both didn't want them at that point, you still should have discussed what to do if either of you ever changes your mind. Fyl, for the fact that she acted like that. It is a big part of a relationship and you guys do need to discuss it in a more serious matter.
jimmyskruthers 3
She wants to flick you in the balls do just shove it in her ass
jimmyskruthers 3
*so
LadyJoker21 0
SLAP HER
noisebox 1
Well there's always the back door
heavensdevil1303 1
This wasn't a conversation you had BEFORE getting married?
mattorama 15
Because everyone always keeps exactly the same opinions their entire life.
CarouselHeart 11
I'm assuming the FML is about the ball-flicking? Because really, not all people like kids.
ebfbruh 0
Then u jizzed on her face and was all like " what now beeootch"
At_Work 1
Her way of 'discussing' things with you makes her look like an asshole.
strawberryspacejam 11
she stole that from explosm. so when the baby comes, kick her fetus and say "problem solved"