Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
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Top comments
Serisent 26
Karma will get you every time.
abbybailey204 19
That's why you never take the chance with an iPhone. You can do that with a Nokia, not iphone
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Comments (130)
jjmiller1001 17
best buy protection plan is well the best. no replacement cost and no contract extension
blackvyper 8
Reason number 1,567,241 for not buying an iphone.
xxsadie03xx 7
I pay the extra $10 a month (Verizon) just in case. I know the second I cancel it , something will happen. I'm a klutz.
FML_14u2c 14
A less expensive insurance plan: Get an Otterbox Defender. They're like $50, but I've dropped my iPhone 4S dozens of times, without a scratch! I'd rather pay $50 to protect the phone, than $700 to replace it.
Ambience138 11
This is why you don't support Crapple, ever.
jeffcox99 10
Im sorry but... HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Rhian00 17
Idiot.
Kristoffer 35
An iPhone is a damn glass sandwich. Not only do you need insurance on it, but you'd better spend about $80 on a protective case for the thing as well.
Fedezzer 20
I keep telling my friends that they make them this 'smashable' on purpose to make a little more money on inevitable repairs. The glass screen reaches the edges for no fathomable reason other than to make it a 360 degree crack point.
caligirllife 11
That was dumb. Honestly. It's easy for iPhones to crack. The entire surrounding of it is made of glass. And it's an expensive phone so getting the insurance for an extra $5 a month isn't a huge waste of money. Now you have to either use a cracked phone or buy a new one for about $500 or $600. That's a huge waste of money