Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
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cjammer 0
Your friends are serious assholes, and that's a really shitty thing they did. It sounds like they almost planned it that way. I'd say throw the party anyway...invite family, neighbors, whoever the hell else you can think of. Open invitation, cheers to new friends! =]
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
*air Hug* i love you (:
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hedgehogs 0
These aren't friends. Good luck in finding new ones. I hope you don't invite these folks over for New Year's Day or afters of any sort.
bitched 0
get back at them
flemhead 0
they didn't want you to go to the club party and that was te only way to get rid of you it seems
invisibleROBOT92 0
I agree, have your own little party, and screw your friends. their all shit heads
Flutist 3
its not Op's fault his friends are *******. But it is his fault if he continues to let them into his life. I have a friend like this, who always has be hang out with her boyfriend despite plans we already made. I told her, no more chances, deleted her number and have not answered any of her calls. This is the end of the line man, you have to decide if you want real friends or if you want to be alone. Because these friends aren't your friends, they have used you, ditched you and made you feel like shit. Its done. They don't like you for whatever reason. Perhaps you are a pushover. I mean, didn't you think it was weird they didn't offer to help pay for the food or confirm the tickets were sold. If they say "plan a party" then make them help you pay for it. New Years resolution #1: Stop being such a ******* pushover and start demanding respect.
christinaaalynn 0
damn.. you made some good points but I think you need to distinguish the difference between a pushover and a good friend. maybe the OP just wanted to do something nice for his friends! in my eyes, doing something nice for people doesn't make you any less of a person. but I definitely agree on getting new friends--2010 = new friends :)
Flutist 3
My point wasn't that Op shouldn't do nice things for his friends, it was that his friends didn't offer to help him pay for the party or tell him that they sold their tickets (if they did and still went then Op REALLY needs to find new friends). Despite that, Op, I wish you all the best for a new year and new friends. A pushover is someone who keeps letting people shit in his mouth and calling it chocolate. A good friend is someone who does nice things, is there for you, and you life. Pushovers are like puppies, you kick them and they still like you. Until they go feral, take a gun and shoot the shit out of you.
MamaKaayj 0
LOL your friends must SUCK! lol jk
carolthebitch 0
your friends are some mother *******, how could they do that to you?
Gynoman 0
#5 said it first...it's time for new friends.
CyclonePsycho 1
I'd punch them all in the face.
containsnosoy 0
It's called peer pressure, your own fault for giving up your ticket. Next time do what you want.