Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
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cjammer 0
Your friends are serious assholes, and that's a really shitty thing they did. It sounds like they almost planned it that way. I'd say throw the party anyway...invite family, neighbors, whoever the hell else you can think of. Open invitation, cheers to new friends! =]
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
*air Hug* i love you (:
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Comments (60)
Pinaymix 0
Douchebag friends, your new year's resolution should be to find better buddies.
wowlawlomg 0
Good job having shitty friends.
Blotto_fml 0
Well maybe we should all go to your place since everyone here prob has no plans either. Haha
Fminetoo 0
and we can all read everyones FMLs about what they lost at the clubbarparty.....
eggnog_00 0
**** the bullshit. Enjoy new years by yourself and **** them. Invite your family. You'd be surprised how much fun you can have with your family.
FunnyWeasel 7
that sucks so hard
cookies_for_you 0
holy shit that sucks :-/ fyl OP, i'm sorry! but as people have said, invite neighbours, family and anyone else you can think of, and have a bit of an open-house policy :) have a good new year without them and prove them wrong!
spacekid83 0
ur friends dont want u at the local bar or club where they wanna be lmao plain and simple
neverminddd 0
Make new friends. & don't worry OP, you won't be the only one home alone on New Years Eve :(
lettertjes 0
They ditched you.
daydreamstar 7
*headdesk*
truth215 0
bro. hit me up and I'll come over and let's get loaded!