Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
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cjammer 0
Your friends are serious assholes, and that's a really shitty thing they did. It sounds like they almost planned it that way. I'd say throw the party anyway...invite family, neighbors, whoever the hell else you can think of. Open invitation, cheers to new friends! =]
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
*air Hug* i love you (:
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penguindude7289 0
when they come over next time eat the stuff and tell them to pay you for it if they want any
oldwiseguy 0
Just because they are "friends" on facebook doesn't mean they are friends. You kids really think that you can have double digit friends?
Bertha5 0
ditched. ahhaa suuks.
meeeep 0
just pre-game at your house and then go clubbing..
loszer96 0
what bitches
TryToBeKind 0
That is a FYL, not a YDI. How awful! Way back, a few years after graduating high school, I planned to go to Cedar Point with some friends. We'd bought tickets, planned a month ahead and I'd requested the weekend off work and was WAY excited. One weekend before, another friend ca lled and said there was an emergency and she HAD to go out of town, couldn't find a sitter, needed me to help, etc. She sounded frantic, but I reluctantly decided I couldn't go to Cedar Point so I gave the ticket to one of the friends going and said to invite a friend. Turns out, "Friend" with the emergency caught wind of the trip, was mad she wasn't invited and lied to me. They all went on the trip while I was stuck with the kids. So I've been there, sort of.
Hugorgy 0
Wow. I think yours is a better FML than this one. Damn.
Suxx_To_Be_Me 0
instead of saying FML, say FMF. they're not worth your time.
WougieBougie 0
lawl.
blastvortex 4
Haha. That's pwnage in a nutshell. They're not your friends though. Throw yourself a party instead. If they try to collect on YOUR booze in any way, blow 'em off.
jonnymohio 2
New Year's Resolution #1: Learn a lesson from this. Those weren't friends. New Year's Resolution #2: Find new friends, real ones this time. New Year's Resolution #3: Hold your head high, take the high road next time you run into those people. Don't create a scene, remain calm and walk away.