Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, it's been two months since I started dating a woman I met at work after she had found out her boyfriend cheated on her. She confessed to me she only looked through his phone to find evidence so she wouldn’t feel bad for liking me. I was happy as can be for two months. Now she’s now going back to her ex. We all see each other every Sunday. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
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Luckster 0
What is it about women today that makes them such total bitches?
marvin_fml 0
Ditch her now. Apparently nothing you can do will ever make her as happy as her ex did. And she'll spend the rest of your life making you feel like crap for it. She evidently lacks any ability to understand how saying such a thing would make you feel. And her lack of empathy indicates a tendency towards sociopathic behaviour. Run, Run now. Run far away, And never look back.
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Comments (121)
TheDancingPanda 0
Is your girlfriend my exgirlfriend? Because I remember that week. She wasn't happy the rest of the time, though. Don't feel too bad.
idkweird 0
Oh honey, you have no idea. When you date someone that pathetic and needy, someone who is a complete doormat, you will realize how not fun it is.
turdburgers 0
red jesus? Is SUBMITTER a GA Tech student? Dump the girl and find someone who appreciates you.
Ft9princess 0
dump her
princess_nickyy 0
wow, u know what? FCUK HER!!! tell her she can go ahead and do that, then fcukin dump her sorry ass!!! that dumb bitch has a lot of nerve!!!!! u don't deserve that man.
titanems 0
wow dude, same EXACT thing happened to me, only 1 day before our 1-year anniversary...
JustJustMoveOn 0
So be an asshole to her, maybe she'll respond to that better.
noshitsherlock 0
WTF INGRATE. She sounds like a dumbass idiot ******* bitch. You should dump her and be with someone who appreciates you.
snafu57 1
it was the occasion she remembers, not specifically him.take advantage. try to recreate it. she'll be appreciative of you trying and not being jealous. with that going,I'd bet you surpass him.
josdhoash 0
Well she sounds like my ex. Imagine that you were a lost soul and somebody who is also a lost soul and suddenly you feel like the loneliness is gone. Its gonna be hard to ever top that feeling. Suppose that this was my ex I would have to agree that this was by far the best week of my life. Nothing not my graduation or anything else in my life would ever come close. So I understand how she feels.