Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, it's been two months since I started dating a woman I met at work after she had found out her boyfriend cheated on her. She confessed to me she only looked through his phone to find evidence so she wouldn’t feel bad for liking me. I was happy as can be for two months. Now she’s now going back to her ex. We all see each other every Sunday. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
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Luckster 0
What is it about women today that makes them such total bitches?
marvin_fml 0
Ditch her now. Apparently nothing you can do will ever make her as happy as her ex did. And she'll spend the rest of your life making you feel like crap for it. She evidently lacks any ability to understand how saying such a thing would make you feel. And her lack of empathy indicates a tendency towards sociopathic behaviour. Run, Run now. Run far away, And never look back.
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cockamouse 0
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NikDillinger 0
dude, I was engaged, had a kid on the way, all that shit until she apparently realized that she loves her x more than me... I did the same thing as you for 6 months... he beat her up and pushed her down the stairs when she had a pregnancy scare at age 14... she aborted my kid, last Friday... so ya, I feel ya
050294 0
My god, I'm sorry <:(
Scourge87 0
Ffs, thats one extremely idiotic excuse of a woman. Sorry for your troubles, but yeah, as you've probably already figured out, you're probably much better off without her.
OooIJust 0
First make her feel good so she'll give you one last screw, then as soon as ur done, drop her then and there. aka chash ur check and leave.
WorkThatButt 2
Tell her :" BITCH COME SUCK MY DICK DRY " Then dump her :)
maskedman 9
the silver lining is that you learned a valuable lesson about women today. most women don't like it when you are extra nice to them and they don't want you to do everything for them. I know it doesn't make sense but you'll be happier if you just try not to think about it.
idkweird 0
ugh, guys will never get this phenomenon. My boyfriend is extremely nice to me. Caters to most of my needs. He treats me like a damn princess. BUT he's not a ******* doormat. If there's something he doesn't want to do or that he doesn't agree with, he says so. There's a difference between being a whiny little sniveling bitch and being a good man. Girls usually want a good man, not an overly needy bitch of a little boy.
Welfarebob 0
she's a bitch and she's using u dump her and move on
Scourge87 0
I agree, shes a little bitch with no tact, gratefulness, resolution, and above all, empathy or love for you OP. Sucks for your troubles, which you should end right now by telling her to get lost, somewhere out of your life.
youthink_fml 0
She's a bitch and a stupid one at that. Dump her ass. Things will only go downhill from here.
voveraite 7
Yes, do let this one go, OP. I was in *her* shoes, and it made two lives unhappy. 'xcept that, upon repeatingly offering him his freedom, he cried so badly, I didn't have the heart to proceed. It only worked by actively annoying him. (Yep, I should have grown a "pair").
Diannaa 0
Wow how could she say that?? Ain't that some shit.... lol FYL