Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, it's been two months since I started dating a woman I met at work after she had found out her boyfriend cheated on her. She confessed to me she only looked through his phone to find evidence so she wouldn’t feel bad for liking me. I was happy as can be for two months. Now she’s now going back to her ex. We all see each other every Sunday. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
What is it about women today that makes them such total bitches?
marvin_fml 0
Ditch her now. Apparently nothing you can do will ever make her as happy as her ex did. And she'll spend the rest of your life making you feel like crap for it. She evidently lacks any ability to understand how saying such a thing would make you feel. And her lack of empathy indicates a tendency towards sociopathic behaviour. Run, Run now. Run far away, And never look back.
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Comments (121)
paultaylor92 0
ouch slap that bitch up man
ElMundio87 0
dump and run
xDConversexD 0
u need to shut up. u seem like one of these nerd ******. you won't get anyone. P. S you need to stop correcting people.
mdavis0529 14
Dump her!
blastvortex 4
Grant her wish. Leave her.
vansbabe66 0
**** that bitch
OooNooo 0
That's crazy... OP is a pussy! I cut bitches faster than barbers. The quickest way to get over that **** is to get on top of a new chick. So go get your dick wet. But first get one for the road and bang that bitch out ROUGH! Pull her hair slam that shit hard and leave her exhausted and ******* fully pleased. Then on your way out tell her btw it's over get back with your ex since he made you so happy!
idkweird 0
TBH, do you even think he's getting any, regularly? Do you honestly think he'd just be able to demand it and get away with that? Also, the guy is far too involved emotionally to even attempt that.
OooNooo 0
Ooo yeah almost forgot and pull your jutted condom off and throw it on that bitches face for extra effects! And to get your man points back cause she's had you running around like a little bitch for so long!
containsnosoy 0
Dump her. Don't put up with being "second" best.
hummingbug 2
I know what you mean OP. I've spent what feels like forever trying to please my boyfriend but it just never seems to be enough. instead of being derogatory (spelling?) however, i just want to suggest that maybe if you move on you'll find someone else and for that matter someone who isn't on the rebound and that appreciates all the efforts it sounds like you put into your relationships. sorry you had to hear that though. that was pretty harsh, but at least she didn't drag you out for too much longer...keep your head up dude.