Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, it's been two months since I started dating a woman I met at work after she had found out her boyfriend cheated on her. She confessed to me she only looked through his phone to find evidence so she wouldn’t feel bad for liking me. I was happy as can be for two months. Now she’s now going back to her ex. We all see each other every Sunday. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
What is it about women today that makes them such total bitches?
marvin_fml 0
Ditch her now. Apparently nothing you can do will ever make her as happy as her ex did. And she'll spend the rest of your life making you feel like crap for it. She evidently lacks any ability to understand how saying such a thing would make you feel. And her lack of empathy indicates a tendency towards sociopathic behaviour. Run, Run now. Run far away, And never look back.
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Comments (121)
DrDiamond 0
why were you being super nice? I'm wondering if you did something bad.
qwertyt 0
Get over that bitch. She's a ****.
Feverrotes 15
OP you deserve so much better but as #15 pointed out, stop being a doormat. For all I know, most girls don't dig guys that play the part of her slave.
marvin_fml 0
Ditch her now. Apparently nothing you can do will ever make her as happy as her ex did. And she'll spend the rest of your life making you feel like crap for it. She evidently lacks any ability to understand how saying such a thing would make you feel. And her lack of empathy indicates a tendency towards sociopathic behaviour. Run, Run now. Run far away, And never look back.
vincespektor 0
women suck. that's why I date men :P
erlend 0
How do men satisfy you then? :o Also...@OP is her ex by any means dead or is he still alive? this would make me understand better why she said that..
peacockfeather 0
@24 through the butt, how else? LOL
cindebaby 0
lmao true
WorkThatButt 2
LOL
Jimboom 12
well.. tell her you will help her with the first step to relive that happiness by making her single. Then dump the bitch!
lickmyjock 0
move on!
happypapp12 0
Buy her some new earings then burn them.. Yeah that will show her not to mess with you!
Phallus_fml 0
I think it's time to look for a new bitch.
BikerMike 0
You are never going to make this **** happy, dump her and let her ex make her happy.