Today, I was playing card games with some colleagues a won a hand. One mate said jokingly "your mother never loved you!", I replied jokingly "at least your mother loved me"... All of a sudden he punched in the face and said, "don't ever disrespect my mother again". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML
Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, after agreeing to hang out with my husband and his alcoholic mother after his father’s suicide, my mother-in-law found out that my sister-in-law and I playfully insult each other. She lost her mind and practically bit my head off, relapsed, and blamed my “disrespecting her daughter” on said relapse. FML
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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sweetbliss3 37
well that escalated quickly. I don't understand how people can joke but when someone else does, they get all offended about it.
sunshineandroses 9
That was a good comeback OP, well done. Your friend shouldn't dish out if he can't handle having it circle back at him.
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jbuckets_404 39
OP, who did your mate punch in the face? Himself? It doesn't say....
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dude, unlike your cards, mothers are supposed to be left off the table.
sweetbliss3 37
well that escalated quickly. I don't understand how people can joke but when someone else does, they get all offended about it.
Stiggy626 25
self-esteem issues foreals
Virids 13
People who do this are what we call thin-skinned.
sunshineandroses 9
That was a good comeback OP, well done. Your friend shouldn't dish out if he can't handle having it circle back at him.
nitsud82 14
that was a good comeback. And your friend sounds like an immature mommas boy twat
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like this guy should never go where “yo mamma” jokes are popular — which is pretty much everywhere.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Some people really can’t take a joke.
Diegoba12 16
He shouldn’t be making jokes if he can’t take one
MA_medQ 7
If you are from the states there’s always the option of suing (or so I’ve been told). He sounds like a toxic child and if I was you I’d steer clear of him in the future but not before I’d made it clear to him that behavior like that is completely unacceptable.
Rabite 28
I never understood how guys are getting so crazy when someone disses their mothers. Especially when a "yo momma" joke is involved. I once tried to start a discussion with a guy about a football player who headbutted some guy during a game because he said something mean about his mother. I asked him if he would freak out if I told him something like "your mom is a ****" and he seriously started to freak out and scream at me. Wtf.