Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
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horyo 0
Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.
PlasticShark 0
"But i DO pretend to ******!"
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Comments (95)
nikkiadiel 0
You just TOLD him that you WANTED him to pretend. So didn't you get what you wanted?
noclevername 0
I have to side with your boyfriend. I wouldn't dream of expecting people to take me seriously in an argument if I said something as pathetic and whiny as that. I'm a girl, by the by.
bellyup 1
YDI,bravo to the boyfriend
amiss 2
You walked right into that one. Sounds like you're awfully childish in fights, otherwise you wouldn't use such a petulant line and an immature tactic. Don't try to be so manipulative; it backfires. Obviously.
gleidu77 0
i honestly think this was just a slip of tongue. i'm sure he fixed it after, but it's not included in the fml because then it wouldn't be an fml. people do that all the time, especially guys when they are in arguments because girls say stupid things like "You could at least pretend to love me". this sounds like something any guy would accidentally say. give him a break.
jamieisnifty 0
if my girlfriend said some shit like that to me, I'd react the same way he did. that's what you get for being a douchebag.
ful_fml 0
I don't usually answer these type of relationship issues - without knowing the other side of the story, she could have driven him insane.
Vehicle 1
Hey, he was probably still mad... It should be okay when he calms down, just talked to him about it at a later time.
louisianagrrrrl 0
It was probably just because he was mad, and he slipped up and made a mistake.
musicloverr 0
holy shit, that completely reminds me of kelso and jackie from that 70s show. and that SUCKS. im sorry.