Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
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horyo 0
Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.
PlasticShark 0
"But i DO pretend to ******!"
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Comments (95)
mon_e_mons 0
:D ahhh thats funny. i wouldn't think too much about what he said. i doubt he did.
HahahaThatsFunny 0
Well YDI cause you started it
Skolden 0
That's hilarious. Awesome answer to a whiny-question. Sounds like something my boyfriend would say.
MelFoSho 0
ditto to #7. But after you've both cooled down, if it's still true, tell him there's nothing "pretend" about you breaking up with him :)
persephone13 0
Ahhaaaha...I'm sorry, but it just sounds like he blurted it out without thinking. At least I hope so! That would make it funny...otherwise, I am SO sorry.
juiicy_fml 0
Ouch !
Turiski 0
Seriously? You know that's not what he meant and I hope you didn't make a big deal out of it because love's hard enough as it is without people being retarded...
24788 7
Get rid of him if he said that. It might have been because he was mad.
OP_here 0
often wen u get in a fight like that where accusations are flying around, people as a sort of defense mechanism just assume that your accusations are wishes, so they negate the alleged negligence without thinking (eg wen parents would shout "i wish you'd clean your room!" and you'd automatically go "i DO clean my room!"), so that might be why he just repeated you here. Next time in a heated argument don't say that you wish for something (for him to pretend) unless you really do want it; don't put the wrong idea in his head. Hope he realised later and apologised =]
timeoffire45 8
Ouch... walked right in to that one, though