Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
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horyo 0
Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.
PlasticShark 0
"But i DO pretend to ******!"
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Comments (95)
frozen_heart 0
lmao #3 and #6! ..but seriously maybe time to re-evaluate this relationship?
Amkii 0
lol! Your boyfriend is awesome. Dump him. Seriously. He sounds hilarious, though, but in a not-so-nice way.
turtlellama 0
This is the first one I've moderated that was put up, finally. (: Also, he probably didn't know what he was saying. Maybe he was trying to agree with you no matter what you said?
Aish_fml 0
FAIL! Dump his dunbass...
Nakedsquirrel 5
I guess I could see how you had it coming, but this wasn't like those "I fake orgasms all the time" that are said solely to piss the other off. If she truly is a bitch, this wasn't particularly bitchy.
SPQR_fml 0
You walked right into that one. lol
Socrates_fml 0
He's my hero
Frlf 0
REVENGE.
hootersgirl09 0
Haha tiff .
genius_man16 1
YDI for asking such a fool question during an argument. Of /course/ he's gonna say that, especially in a fight. jesus hope you didn't break up with him, and if you did then F-his life and hopefully he can find a better, less retarded girlfriend