Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
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horyo 0
Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.
PlasticShark 0
"But i DO pretend to ******!"
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Comments (95)
bored690 0
How gay are your fights. You're obviously 12.
Bucinka 5
The only proper response: "Oh, that works out well, since I pretend to enjoy ******* and sucking you."
ernodea 0
you really think he cares about that If he's getting "****** and sucked"
Lilac_Luvs_Yew 0
lmfao! 3 and 6 WIN!! (:
sexyactionnick 0
YDI for being a passive-aggressive nutball.
KinqLeo610 0
Dayum thats cold
KeiIshiyama 10
As much as that sucks to hear, it's your fault entirely for getting with, and sticking with, that fathoms-deep piece of shit.
darthtrey 0
Obviously he didn't mean it like that. These aren't FMLs these are SPETSOISSTDM (stupid people egging their significant others into to saying shit they don't mean).
new_beginnings 3
awh :( im sure it was just the heat of the moment
new_beginnings 3
awh :( im sure it was just the heat of the moment
DrCheese 16
I hate it when women say this. Wtf does it look like or mean to pretend to love someone?