Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML
Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
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marinus_fml 20
She was having a shower...
lthoyal 8
Doesn't matter. A girl touched your happy place. You're lightyears ahead of some poor soul in that regard.
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Comments (213)
JoeLouisBomber 9
Givin bjs or the least likely option of actually taking a shower
perdix 31
Looking for someone hotter than you.
bubo_fml 11
A 'small' price to pay for a quick peek?
chuckcloninger 12
Looking for boys to kick in the nuts?
badmike89 6
Now by run into do you mean you saw her or physically ran into her. I can only imagine the second
musicluvr2000 11
Better question is... What were you doing in the women's shower room?
Ergayles 9
You're joking right?
musicluvr2000 11
Thank you for realizing I was being sarcastic
torch433 1
Well u saw sum pretty big **** :D yah buddy
JadeWalker 14
Whoever said she had big ****?
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
No one. But it makes imagining the whole situation 10x better.
zach8771 3
Why are u complaining, you saw a naked girl!
downtime 13
The internet allows you to do that without being kicked in the balls.
Raeser 7
Sooo? Are you really that lonely that the only action you get is nut-kicking? I feel sorry for you, get out and get laid ffs..
darkmis1 18
Are you sure you weren't in the women's room?
GoW_Chick 15
She was just trying to catch a glimpse of the infamous one eyed monster, she has heard in folklore that it likes to hang out in men's shower rooms.
BornToFlyThenDie 0
While in the shower? XD
drooller 9
104, she was multitasking