Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML
Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
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marinus_fml 20
She was having a shower...
lthoyal 8
Doesn't matter. A girl touched your happy place. You're lightyears ahead of some poor soul in that regard.
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sandnsun 7
Tomorrows fml's will read: Today after swimming at the local pool I was in the shower when a guy walked in. I freaked out, screamed, kicked him in the nuts and ran, snatching my towel on the way out. Then I realized why he was there...I was in the male's shower room. FML.
OfficeNinja 5
You have no idea huh. Well, it seems to me what she was doing in the men's showers was screaming and distributing nut shots. As you found out.
mybad284 0
Ha!
waffle3z 6
Everyone who says FYL is more of a man than anyone who says YDI. @OP, You're stupid for not blocking that, but FYL.
robokid777 4
was she blonde
Vertas 10
Did you enjoy the 5 seconds of view before the hour of pain? If so good for you. If not. Oww
steelx3 4
Should've just said "...Nice ass."
Dracoboxer357 36
138- Believe me, there's an equal amount of nastiness in men's rooms too. At least once a week in a public bathroom, you see what looks like someone walked into a stall, bent over and shot the toilet with his 12-gauge asshole. :p Worst I've seen at the bar was someone must have been incredibly loaded to even want to crap in the urinal, much less succeed, with the same effect listed above. ;p Disgusting animals..... But as for bloody anything, not a lot of that in our toilets, thank God. ;p
B6LLT 14
At least you had a good view out of it!
desertpunk75 11
Obviously waiting there to kick you in the nuts.