Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML
Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
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marinus_fml 20
She was having a shower...
lthoyal 8
Doesn't matter. A girl touched your happy place. You're lightyears ahead of some poor soul in that regard.
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Comments (213)
firefighterjohn 9
was she atleast good looking. or some fat chick. we need details!!!!!! ahhhh
Becausethatsucks 7
You sure she was in the wrong room or were you?
coopdaddy267 5
OH YEA BOOBIES
PepsininjamastR 4
Wow your bitching about seeing a naked chick, you got problems
HeartOnSleeves 8
She kicked him in the no-no's..
Draugen 16
You are such a swine.
superBeannn 2
She ran off naked? Wow.
littlewimpe 3
Dude even through you got kicked in the nuts you saw her naked and assuming she was hot that's not that bad of a deal. Y are putting this on here.
Starkiller92 0
kicked in the balls isn't a good enough reason?
niospartan 8
And that kids is the story of how I met your mother.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Women must think they shit rainbows and unicorns, because they never feel the need to ******* flush. I dunno what it's like in the men's room, but from what I hear, it's a lot less nasty than the ladies room. There's not bloody tampons or flooded sinks anyway.
GreenAppleDP 0
C'mon. She's 13, all 13 year olds find it funny I guess.): I never found guys getting hit in the nuts funny.. Instead I feel bad. Not to mention it could do some unrepairable damage."/