Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML
Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
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saIty 17
Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.
jess6blondie9 3
Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.
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Comments (410)
BunchesOFThought 0
He needs a reality check. It's called a partnership and you're not his maid.
stewie13_666 0
YDI! clean your god damn house! otherwise quit complaining!
aw93 0
Hey could help out!! Its not all her responsibility to make the money for the house then come home and clean. Men are Pigs!!!
122409 0
you live with your (seemingly jobless) BOYFRIEND and have multiple kids...sorry but YDI. (mostly for having multiple children with a deadbeat you're not even married to)
monnanon 14
Who said they were his kids? maybe they are an ex partners kids. Even if they are his kids who the hell cares about a big party and a piece of useless paper nowadays, you think people can't be lazy ***** once they are married? Maybe he was a perfectly wonderful bf until COD was released.
Tempsey 0
After marriage, the wife tends to get fat (this is a statistic, not a stereotype) , watch Oprah all day, and complain to the husband all the time about everything. The only good reason to get married is that it makes life easier when everyone in the family has the same last name, especially if you have kids. Not all people who play video games are bad, yet most of the comments by the females seem to hold a very negative opinion on video games. I play Xbox like crazy, yet I get amazing marks in school and still have a social life. I also happen to know many other gamers who are like that. Maybe if the girls here thought before they commented, they'd realise how bitchy and ignorant their comments sound.
rileynautumn 0
he has a job just wasn't at work that day and they're my kids from a different relationship.
monnanon 14
Both people in the relationship tend to give up on the rigorous looking their best routine at some point not just in marriage. Its all part of being comfortable around someone. Im not saying its good that some people once married put on a tonne of weight and do shit all but its good to feel that you can walk around with sweats on and your hair in a mess once in a while. What changes after marraige is all in the heads of those that are married. also thanks to OP for clearing up some points, i hope you made him clean up that day :) The rules in my house are whoever is off work that day has to keep the house in order, it works most of the time.
ZeppelinCrazy 0
52 how the hell could you sell your boyfriends xbox?! You sound like a horrible, controlling girlfriend. Plus, it is not childish to play games its about having fun. why not join him and have fun?
brooooks 0
and this is why men need women.
dropkik19 2
u sure about that being a guy thing
Jasonf6 0
dump the asshole
icanhazblivions 1
angelpies just me me lol so hard hahahaha
darkdream114 0
my boyfriend's the same way. except it's Halo not COD.
chrisauh 4
46, No one cares.