Today, after a church service, a man approached me as I was walking to my car. He had tears in his eyes and politely asked if I would pray with him. He asked if we could hold hands. As I reached out to hold his hands, the bitch snatched my purse and ran. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, while pumping gas at the gas station, two men pulled up to my car, opened the passenger door, grabbed my handbag and sped off. The $2000 handbag that my husband worked pretty much all last year for to gift me for Christmas, my wallet, and my diabetes medication. FML
Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jw90 18
That's when you chase his ass down and show him the wrath of God.
funky2525 14
Its not you fault OP, you were trying to be the bigger person
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (72)
cottoncandymango 17
That little shit. Sometimes you just can't sympathize with anyone anymore.
shadowfighter10 9
*standing ovation* give that man an Oscar! Crying on demand like that.
illegalbeagle69 23
Oh he wasn't crying on demand. He tried this trick on a woman before he went to OP and she kicked him in the balls.
kingbrizo 24
at least its not quite as bad as selling everything and moving across the country, only to have your 18' boat run aground when you launch it into the "lake" that happens to only be three feet deep. con artists seem to be getting more and more simple as society's IQ drops... no offense towards you, but sorry you tried to be a bigger person...im sure God was watching, and now you have a clear image of the man to report to the fuzz...unless theyre like the CHP out here, who spend all their time eating donuts instead of finding the cause of an accident...
imagineapc 11
What? If this happened to you, you deserve it.
dudeofawe 15
"As society's IQ drops"Really?
awkward611 26
This is why I'm a deist...
Pordexel 5
Because people steal?
RedPillSucks 33
Deist? So you do believe God was watching from his window and did nothing.
DasHaas 9
Technically deists believe that something created the universe and nothing beyond that, so you can't really assume that she thinks that her god watches (or even cares). It's also generally considered very disrespectful to make claims about what people do, think and/or believe based on a one-word descriptor. Especially if the thing you claim they do, think and/or believe directly contradicts even the only one-word description you have of that person.
awkward611 26
because people steal at church and other reasons...
awkward611 26
not exactly its more complicated than that...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well you were a good perso OP. Keep it up.
Shadowbay 18
You didn't call him that in the church parking lot did you lol
samaraperez 7
thats just ****** up how people use God as an excuse to do and get away with stuff smh. FYL
ocramavaf 15
it's history, inquisition, crusades, holy wars and what have you not, I'd say as shitty as this person was and as badly he used the name of God, worse things have been done in it's name
simplysarcastics 26
I agree Samara it is wrong and sick for people to do that. It shows they are heartless. Sadly it has always been done but people will be people and do that because they chose to do so.
buddy51 23
OP- You prayed with him, he preyed on you.....
worldclassrager 41
You should have kept your purse on your shoulder...hope you get it back...
ShakeDisPlace 10
Hopefully karma will catch up to that punk bitch!