Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Top comments
LifelessStars 22
I'm sure you've made someone's day extra special.
Devildrake 19
Someone, somewhere, is announcing this as one of the best things that they ever saw.
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Comments (72)
Nanu77 9
How did people react? Tell us more. If you were treated respectfully then it's not a fml, hope that's the case. Otherwise you made someone's day at least! Jk Sorry op.
captainsmegma 12
No, a damn fine day to wear that thong!
Jowisee 29
It's never a bad day to wear a thong!
RenamonFucksLuna 21
At least you wore something!
Jiigaaboo 12
But it was a good day for someone else. Good job ?
insertnickname_fml 2
at least you made someone else's day... right?
PunMasterEsquire 1
hopefully soon to be ex skirt
AkBunny907 18
At least your subconscious is always thinking of others! You probably made more than one persons day:D
Abhimanyu 14
you can make my day *smooth operator*
ghostriley 14
Take splice in the fact that you made almost every man in that lobby happpy
Miss_Whipped 43
Solace? :)
ghostriley 14
Haha yeah that's what ment auto correct is evil
ChristinePi 36
Whenever someone gets a look at my underwear accidentally I'm always thankful if it's something cute. At least they didn't see my time of the month underwear. They got to see the cute ones. Maybe that's just me though lol
13ky13 20
Is this a regular occurrence??
ChristinePi 36
No. But I've got anxiety so it occasionally pops into my head as possible scenario.
FortCanuck 8
we need pictures to prove it (pretty please...)
sethjohnson11 10
Not sure how you do a picture on FML ?
KayDee29 31
I know exactly where you're coming from #19! I've never given an accidental cheek show, but I do know that I would be a heck of a lot happier if I knew I was wearing my cute Victoria's Secret underwear compared to my Walmart ones for the time of the month!
Sillsallad 15
Just what I thought when I read the post! I'd rather be wearing a thong than one of the omg-i-haven't-done-laundry-in-ages-emergency-panties!
worldclassrager 41
Better than a full fledged dress right?