Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Top comments
LifelessStars 22
I'm sure you've made someone's day extra special.
Devildrake 19
Someone, somewhere, is announcing this as one of the best things that they ever saw.
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Comments (72)
False_Stupidity 42
Did you try to slam that revolving door? Or were you so drunk that you got into a fight with it and thats how it got the better of you?
SortofJustHannah 4
I've been there ? not fun
rhcpgurl 18
A skirt and a thong together is never a good idea
Rebles 15
You mean always?
Ih8teenageangst 20
LIAR!!!!
daddysgirl243 21
you made quite the impression. and you made someone's day :)
JoeOfDoom 6
Yeah, but her new friend revolving door sounds like he's a bit too clingy.
prostar9993 15
Suddenly I want to visit Vermont
oakcrush 16
At least you wore something!
ThePaperDragon 31
I would die of embarrassment!
beeferjay 34
um your spider is showing
dylan913 13
Never a bad day for a thong
tehdarkness 21
I still don't understand why revolving doors exist.
dswomi 12
This is why
Polynomial 28
It makes heating a building much easier. Also, it makes it so that in skyscrapers, you can enter a building.
TheMathMajor 26
It saves money on air conditioning. Instead of a lot of air coming in from outside, it's only a little wedge of air. :)