Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I have a new coworker. Whenever he types something, he smacks the keyboard like its his wife's ass. It stresses me out. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid having the same break as my annoying coworker, I went a little earlier than I usually do. Guess who got moved to a position with an early break? She sat next to me. FML
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, I politely asked a coworker to stop sticking his chewed-up gum to my desk. It's now 10:57 pm and my tires are slashed. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML
Today, our desks were rearranged. I was seated next to a coworker who spends the entire day on the phone, chatting loudly with his relatives in another country while he works. I complained that it was distracting. Management won't do anything about it and warned me that "my complaints reek of racism." FML
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Top comments
nix1993 41
It might not be the most hospitable route, but you need to report her first. Especially that she's threatening to report you for nothing. If she reports you for harassment, anything you say in response will just look like you're making up excuses, unless your boss was informed beforehand.
iJacrispy 19
Talk to your boss
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Comments (106)
PANDORUM89 21
that's when you go and speak to your boss. Its not like she can keep you from speaking up. I'd honestly not say anything else to her about it go tell your boss and if he talks to her in most places thats warning #1. after that if she does it 2 more times she will be eligible to be fired. so hopefully she wants her job although that's seem doubtful by what else you said.
hlmorg3 9
Bitch needs the snobby stick taken out of her ass.
Exaspera 55
Are you sure she's not the boss's drunk daughter?
freddy562 8
Let her know you had enough and get her outta there
xluciferx666 21
A punch to the back of the head works nicely
kingnothing123x 11
Get her fired simple
Vegetarian27 24
Discreetly record her threatening you. Then report her.
Jmancw 14
If it gets bad you should record a video on your phone but hide the screen and make sure you get her voice in it and show it to your boss and p.s. If she is having a horrible attitude toward customers get that on tape also.
i_AM_her_mother 2
I'd record it and take it to upper management so she has no leg to stand on
Omniprism 15
Complain about her. Keep a journal of instances.