Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
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Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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hoeslikedicks 21
That sucks. You should've told the parent to take care of her child's actions.
Jackimo98 24
Well hey, at least you don't have to sweep that part of the floor now
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Comments (38)
TAntobella 14
Kids will be assholes... Too bad you probably didn't know who was the girl who did it, otherwise you could have made her crawl back on the floors and go fix what she had done opening every door she looked. That would have been a fair punishment
pyrestriker 6
The stalls typically should have the ring with the slot where you can open it back up with a coin or wide screwdriver. I was always tempted to do this when I was younger but noticed it could just be unlocked again from the outside, so I never saw the point.
samlovesham1234 9
Unless they have a slide lock, in which case there is no other way of unlocking them other than crawling infantry style underneath. I've had to do that a few times. Thankfully it was only one door.
Lunchy306 8
At least it was the girls bathroom and not the boys!
FarFromHome_fml 17
Don't most places have a safety mechanism on the lock to prevent that..? The slit thing in the bit on the outside so you can unlock it with a pound coin
thisguy22 33
You know, most of those stall doors have the ability to be unlocked from the outside... It's the shiny metal plate where the handle is, looks like a big screw head. Stick something in the slit and twist.
martinifart 6
Tip for next time. You just put a broom handle over the door to the inside and slide the lock open. As a custodian at a high school I have to do that a lot.
samlovesham1234 9
I just might try that, unless my height doesn't make that possible.
j4ckpf 12
That's something we used to do in kindergarten, but the custodians got hooks to unlock them.
kashers 11
That kid must have crawled on the floor to other stalls too, so no fear! The floor's cleaner than before she did it, if that is some consolation.
taywuhsaurusrex 19
I work in a retail store where this happens all the time. I refuse to crawl on the floor, and we don't have the type of lock with the slit on the outside. I actually just take a broom and use the handle as a lever to slide the lock back. Considerably less disgusting. The only thing with that trick is you do need to have enough head room to maneuver whatever you're using in to place.