Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter was counting all the money she made over the weekend from her lemonade stand. She made sixty dollars and said now she has more money than I do. She's right. FML
Today, my sister, who has "borrowed" almost nine hundred dollars from me over the last few months, told me I was pathetic for not having my driver's license yet and that I "wasn't normal". I was saving that money for my driving lessons. FML
Today, a lady I know gave my 3 year-old daughter a little coin purse, saying, "Your mum can put some money in that for you." My daughter responded, "But mummy has no money." I would have laughed, had it not been spot on. FML
Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, I gave my niece a $100 bill instead of a $10 so she could buy ice cream. When I realized my mistake, she never returned it but thanked me and gave me a big hug. Now I don't have money for gas or food all week. FML
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jillianmathers12 13
Don't you make money through lessons?
LolAtYourFail 12
Considering her user name is iHateBeingaStudent, I would assume that's her part time job while she's in college. College seems to get really expensive so I believe she doesn't have any money left because of that.
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Comments (132)
DarkAtom 0
lmfao
swaagin19 0
lol that's funny
ForeverAloneGal 23
That's more than what's in my savings account too. I do have like, $13 in spare change, though (ladies).
hateevryone 15
hahaha
sweetdreams20 0
That's you're own fault
boofgall 16
You weren't being serious with that comment, were you?
Bozone 7
It's Op's fault for going to school?
sweetdreams20 0
Obvs hates being a student . And Should be saving money not spending it dosnt seem like she/he has the drive.
antwon86 4
Sounds like you really got short changed in this situation!…… dam I'm good at puns
imdementedkid 0
Stop buying so many cheese puffs & maybe u would lose some weight & have more money.
jillianmathers12 13
Who said they were fat?
Jakesterk96 8
"And the most random comment of the year goes to....!"
BradleysMommie 0
It's called a job!(:
xxGhost_Wolfxx 2
You're a job.
Swiftly 0
Um OP already has one? She gives horse riding lessons...
brohamas16 7
her job is giving horseback riding lessons
bobchickenfart 5
My Little Ponty is so creepy. They stare at you with thier creepy little eyes, watching your every move.
SecretMe00 5
***their