Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brand-new digital hearing aid fell out of my ear as I was walking home from the store. I've retraced my steps, but cannot find it anywhere. It cost $2000, and replacement, like the hearing aid itself, is not covered by insurance. FML
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
Today, somebody grabbed my phone out of my hands and ran away with it. I'm a cross country runner, albeit one with stress fractures, but I was able to catch up with them and get my phone back. Unfortunately, the running aggravated my stress fractures and I have to get a plaster cast. Merry fricking Christmas. FML
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at a restaurant and asked if her autistic son could borrow my headphones. I agreed, but when they were leaving and I asked for them back, she accused me of trying to steal MY headphones that she BORROWED from me. If not for other people backing me up, I would have lost them. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
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Mortanious 0
I would have made that kid actually have a need to use it.
sapphirenite 0
security guards wont do shit, next time get a police officer
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Comments (202)
NotSoUndeadZombi_fml 0
thats why im always packin.
talb1 7
Win^^^
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
I'm terribly sorry, OP that sucks, but it seems like the FMLs that I'm actually sympathetic for, are truly false. I hope that's not true in this case.
vanishesinair 2
1. That's f*cked up. 2. Report the security guard 3. Get a scary looking dude to kick the kid's a** that stole your implant.
maybaybe 0
stupid kid..I hope you get it back somehow :)
cowboyy_fml 0
damn ur hot message me
nikebaby12 0
f-f-f-fake!
supermike1123 0
wow op mthats terrible. your hot
Vyrus00 0
Definetly shoulda chased him down. And security guards suck, they cant do crap to help people.
Ronnie_loves_you 11
not true -.-
spanelli 16
It isn't that they can't, they're just too damn lazy to give a ****.
guckylynn 19
If it's at a school it's not a laziness issue, it's usually that the only thing the guard can act on is if the kid is being violent or has a weapon, otherwise they can get in trouble for touching the kid. Observe and report... Usually to the principal in this case.
Ronnie_loves_you 11
OMG KURG?!?!
Kurg 0
nice Ronnie bahahahahaah
robertd73 24
maybe that is not what he said. he may be looking for a "favour" to get it back.
Src1128 0
Dang!! I know how that is, happen to me once
SuperSeriouslyFM 0
Yarrachel: HAHAHAHAHA! I don't care what you people say. That was ******' funny! And you having Doctor Who icon is definitely a bonus.
SuperSeriouslyFM 0
36 You probably think it's uncool because you never made it past "It's bigger on the inside!!!"