Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
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gjikvtj 18
Google masectomy and come back
CoffeeChickBlows 13
wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?
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Comments (54)
liloldme76 14
I like women with smaller sized chests. Angelina has a cute face as well. :) gotta be optimistic
callmefunnymam 10
You should of punch him and walk off.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Breasts aren't everything..girls with small chests are lucky. Having big breasts is not all that great.
purplepixel 1
This is wrong and unfair she could if had cancer she's a brave woman for doing what she done especially being in the public eye all the time
lydiaapiercey 3
What an ass! Didn't mean to hit the you deserved it button! It's for sure fml!
OhNoAGhost 18
People worth listening to don't say things like that.
withasmile 3
What is it with some guys who like to tear down girls to their face? Bad enough that guys do it amongst theirselves like women are pieces of meat and we overhear sometimes. Sorry OP - he's probably overcompensating for a tiny one. Ignore him.