Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
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gjikvtj 18
Google masectomy and come back
CoffeeChickBlows 13
wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?
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Comments (54)
dawood_k 27
That must of flattened you!!!
johbstonjacob 8
Douche bag alert
MVSK 8
he could'nt resist the need to let you know!.
Enslaved 38
At first, I thought he was going to tell you, you had Angelina Jolie's DSL (Dick Sucking Lips)
91hayek 31
Everyone saying she should take it as a compliment should think again. This is exactly what neggers want OP to do as part of their negging system if this guy is doing some pathetic pick up thing. I thought it was bullshit that women would fall for it, but thanks to these comments I stand corrected.
avila_boy22 12
damn, ...what a jerk
FroggerForReal 11
wow that's kinda rude but if he was joking don't take it to hard. Unless you didn't know him then go all Bruce Lee on him
the_Jessicaaa 11
Woah what a perv, at least you know he was checking you out
VerbalVenom 16
Actually, you CAN take that as a compliment, OP. Because as part of the same surgery as her mastectomy, she got implants.
fieraislife 12
He was ridiculously rude dude..!