Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
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gjikvtj 18
Google masectomy and come back
CoffeeChickBlows 13
wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?
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Comments (54)
GodOfBeer 5
I'd still nibble them nipples
loathingloser 14
So tell me, Op.. How did that make you feel?
Vanshikap 24
that's the best way for someone to say u have no **** that I've ever heard of. and I've heard a lot of them. It's ok OP, he's not worth ur time, ur gonna find someone great who loves u for everything,small **** included.
kenoswild 14
**** or no ****, Jolie is sizzling hot which means you are too. Beauty doesn't necessarily include the body so don't be too concerned.
ostfaiz 18
biTITer truth ;-)
loathingloser 14
**** outta here
sabine123_fml 5
What an asshole stay clear of that loser
fantasyworld 39
She's still beautiful.
stargirl_95 24
Ugh he's probably one of those disgusting PUAs who bash a girls self esteem as a way of manipulating her into sleeping with them. I suggest that you stay FAR away from this douchebag. Don't let his comment make you feel bad OP. That's exactly what he wants.
sartrow 8
LMAO!! that is definitely a favorite FML, gotta admit, the guy got you hook line and sinker! :)
Saraishi 25
And you said ''You look like her too. You know, the no dick part.''
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I am sad that I only have one thumbs up to give this. It really would have been the perfect comeback.