Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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Filitov 0
So set them up on a date, but tell them each different times. Then they'll both think the other stood them up & you'll have a chance to move in on him yourself! Disclaimer: I am not to be held liable for any repercussions of this extraordinarily half-baked plan should you actually choose to follow it. Unless of course you end up hooking up with the guy. You can totally blame me for that.
josebeto 0
lol, sucks for u xD
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Comments (72)
KingDingALing 9
You should've told him that you like him, dumbass.
Filitov 0
So set them up on a date, but tell them each different times. Then they'll both think the other stood them up & you'll have a chance to move in on him yourself! Disclaimer: I am not to be held liable for any repercussions of this extraordinarily half-baked plan should you actually choose to follow it. Unless of course you end up hooking up with the guy. You can totally blame me for that.
Hellooomindyy 0
Lol
Trollz4daLULZ 2
ZOMG U SHUD ASK 4 A 3SUM! OR AS THE FRENCH SAY, MENAG OF THREE! LOLOLOLOL there, I got the obligatory threesome joke out of the way. No one else has to do it.
DocBastard 40
Threesome? *skulks away silently*
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Why, sure! Whom did you have in mind for a third?!
DocBastard 40
Shhh! I skulked. Don't ruin my skulk.
DocBastard 40
I could see this punch line coming from all the way over...................................here.
yadisingh 5
Good one. Truly. I'm ******* dying...
Wizardo 34
Same here, a tale as old as time itself.
IWABO2_ 0
Don't be mad just because he chose your friend over you. Bitch.
Zmeilerr 22
I dunnoez wut OP meenz cen sum1 plz essplaine?
Unknown374848 2
Original Poster.
randall_doak 4
Maybe when you learn how to spell retard....
idratherbeincali 0
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luvzit 0
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iheartglasses 0
Too many FMLs consist of Girl likes Boy, Boy likes Girl's best friend instead. That and Girl's boyfriend never showers. I feel sorry for these girls that are so completely involved with a crush they have that they feel their life is over. Either do something about it, or seek out some medication and a therapist for your "life problems"...
idratherbeincali 0
^ Amen #24 Why must you blog about it? Find another crush. Get drunk and go talk to 50 cent. At least he'll come give you a hug when you end up gettin' drunk
Zmeilerr 22
I know how to spell right. I was just doing it before one of the other trolls would.
zp5 4
it's easy to spell that! R-I-G-H-T right :)
blueeyeblonde21 0
wow such a jerk. I'm sorry better luck next time
Hughmadd 0
What was he to do? Telepathically read her mind and decide he doesn't like this girl anymore?
t765234 10
In what way is he a jerk, he didn't know she had a crush on him.
TerrorDollie 0
Well if he knew you liked him I pretty sure he wouldn't have done that.
TerrorDollie 0
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