Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
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MSlyr 0
woooo that sucks!! sorry op. zits are temporary though :)
iHMLmorethanyou 0
that is really harsh of them, why are you friends with them?!?
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im_banned 0
true
just_laugh_along 0
Response: " I guess they didn't have an asshole feature for yours, huh?"
yogurtgirlie 0
who has wii parties??? r u 12? anyways witch hazel works wonders :)
jakymoon 0
lulz that sucks for xD
CrimsonWolf1294 0
wth are you 12? who cares?
Fmylife62 0
That sucks, I'm sorry. Hopefully they will go away soon.
foshizzle33 0
did you play some wii zit?
immazombeastxD 0
ah shit, greeeeaaassssyyyyyyy... haha I meant that both ways
missanimeotaku 0
Poor you. D: Zits will go away though, at least. They won't last forever. Sake helps with acne, discoloration and redness. Just poor some on a cotton ball and rub it all over your face after you have washed it every night. It works well for me. ^.^ Don't drink any of it if you are underage, and also make sure your parents are okay with getting you some!
im_banned 0
sake ftw
missanimeotaku 0
Yup! ^.^
im_banned 0
lol
AsianChingChang 0
lol 69