Bruised
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Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML
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DahliaNoir 0
'Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot' You don't say...
astro_plastic 0
Surprise buttsex?
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Elissaa_fml 0
Who the **** stands in the middle of a parking lot? YDI
unknown_female 0
i would have jumped in his truck, ran him over and them push his truck down a very, very steep hill....
terriibabiiix23 0
omg, are you okay?!?!? next time, tie your shoes on the sidewalk away from cars...
omgitsjackiee 0
no shit she's ok
seeimdee 0
obviously dumbass.
ski_backwards 0
ydi for living in manitoba
dphilipson12 0
54 I thought the same thing
einauglein 0
That suuuucks, I hope you're okay. I would sue the f-tard for attempted manslaughter.
dfran1991 0
There's no such thing as attempted manslaughter. Manslaughter is accidental, you can't attempt to accidentally kill someone.
Erniesduck123 0
That's not true, manslaughter does not mean accidental murder, manslaughter is defined as "The unlawful killing of a human being without malice or premeditation, either express or implied; distinguished from murder, which requires malicious intent." Attempted manslaughter is like this, you get into a heated argument with someone and end up beating them with a baseball bat to within inches of their life before the cops arrive, it's manslaughter, but the individual didn't die, so it was an attempt. So the truck driver had no intent of killing the OP, but might have come dangerously close, and can be tried for attempted manslaughter.
phishophobia 0
that is so lame. his rates are gonna skyrocket
JokerJohn7 0
this is obviously fake... some people have think... if you get hit by a truck, your dead, or at least won't be able to post on FML
iluvfood3000 0
DID u die?