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Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML

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Perpexel 4

Holy crap! you guys came up with crazy ideas. The truck driver drove VERY close to me to scare me and then he honked his horn which made me jump and smack into the side of the truck. i was NOT raped or hit by the truck. hope that clears up some things

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DahliaNoir 0

'Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot' You don't say...

astro_plastic 0

Surprise buttsex?

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CorseYaDid 0

so did u get hit? Or did he showt at u or summat lol

GiddyXD 0

thats what i was thinkin..

AlterEggo 0

Feeling generous this morning. FYL. Though, depending where you were in the lot, it could have been a YDI.

shorty1989 0

here is another valuable lesson- never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

astro_plastic 0

Then how else would babies be born?

scarletdragonfly 5

25, I wish it was simple like that. =(

greeneyedgoalie7 0

secrets out

Giorgio272 2

damn bitch. ain't yo momma told you never tie no shoelace in no carpark. or black people will rob you.... I mean trucks will hit you.

CallMeHush 1

Was he driving a Dodge RAM?

rawr_iliketacos 0

haha! funny... sorta XD

Otto12 0

@28: super cheesy jokes FTW!!!!! :D

Jen_J_the_J 0

#31 because u already clicked "i agree, your life sucks". OP ur a tool.... what u naming the baby?

Peroxide 3

So tie your shoelaces is code for buttsex in the carpark and the truckie wanted to join in right?

astro_plastic 0

boo, get off the stage.