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Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML

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Perpexel 4

Holy crap! you guys came up with crazy ideas. The truck driver drove VERY close to me to scare me and then he honked his horn which made me jump and smack into the side of the truck. i was NOT raped or hit by the truck. hope that clears up some things

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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DahliaNoir 0

'Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot' You don't say...

astro_plastic 0

Surprise buttsex?

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treewolf 5

ydi if you think it's a good idea to take a knee in the middle of the parkinglot to tie your shoes. Have some courtesy for everybody else and some common sense.