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Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML

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Perpexel 4

Holy crap! you guys came up with crazy ideas. The truck driver drove VERY close to me to scare me and then he honked his horn which made me jump and smack into the side of the truck. i was NOT raped or hit by the truck. hope that clears up some things

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DahliaNoir 0

'Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot' You don't say...

astro_plastic 0

Surprise buttsex?

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TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0

at least you still have use of your fingers :)

zimbry 0

did he get a semi up the butt?

1b0a3n1g1e0m 0

why would you even do that

NaoPudding 8

Well, if you were standing in the way, you do kind of deserve it...

smurfman44265034 0

so what happend

budd28 0

u got hit?

KaylieBieber13 0

OUCH FYL

Carlie_McCartney 1

A drunk driver shouldn't have been the one to show you that....

Marblecakelolz 11

You sound butthurt.