Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML
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Blink_me26 21
Well isn't he a dick.
naznafeathers 22
Or, the guy could have been honest to his date and not have to have used you like that. :l
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Comments (73)
CammyGal 26
Maybe he has such a small dick because he took 3/4 of it and shoved it into his personality.
Wizardo 34
He should have been a gentlemen and just told her it wasn't going to work at the end of the date and beauty is in the eye of the beholder, its too bad he's got stink eye.
junkman6 22
I almost feel like this is from some "how would you react" TV show. I honestly can't believe he couldn't get rid of his date(?) any other way than involving OP.
perdix 31
You should have yelled "No takebacks!" and forced him to take you on a date. I'm sure that would go well.
perdix 31
Girls freak out if they find out their boyfriends are attracted to hideous women. 1. They panic because they don't know who poses a threat. 2. They lose respect for his taste in women. 3. If he likes hideous women, what am I? AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
vipirius 18
Who said anything about a boyfriend? Or that OP was hideous?
perdix 31
It's right there in the story, unless you want to quibble about the date/boyfriend distinction. The ********'s move would have been most effective if the OP were hideous...and the funniest scenario to me.
dRpRdP 8
well that's a compliment for u.. but that ditched girl's life sucks
perdix 31
The ditched girl's life sucks because she lost a flaming asshole like that? Where I'm from, we call that a "blessing in disguise."
createdenemy_fml 9
well, this douchebag took back the "compliment"...
Kukua 5
Certainly not a compliment! Better to be told nothing at all than "you're beautiful....just kidding"!
itsmecutiepie 17
I would've slapped him across the face, just because.
vipirius 18
Still stupid.
sarcasticlover 30
he might've said that because he didn't want u to get a wrong impression....on the other hand I'm sure he did find u pretty or else why would he come to you at the first place?
Zebediabolical 45
.. to get rid of the girl he was already with.
companion 14
Wow, what a jerk. I'm sure you are beautiful. Sucks for the other girl too.