Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonald's and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, on day one of opening my first restaurant, a customer complained his chicken fried steak contained only steak and no chicken. I thought he was taking the piss but no, he was just that dumb, and he refused to leave until he got a refund despite having eaten it all. I had to call the police. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
Customer: Then I'll take a burrito. OP: That's Taco Bell sir. Customer: Then what about a Whopper? OP: That's Burger King. Customer: In that case I'll just have a Frosty. OP: That's Wendy's. Customer: Fine! Then just give me something edible! OP: I can't do that sir. Customer: WHY NOT!!!! OP: Because this is McDonald's.
lowkeybelieber 7
He sounds like a McShithead
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Comments (61)
octinate 17
Set Ronald McDonald loose on him
Brandi_Faith 34
Sounds like you're pretty sure they keep him chained up somewhere in the back just for these purposes.
False_Stupidity 42
It's a funny thought, having a rabid clown locked up in a dingy back room ready to be set loose on the customers that are too stupid to live.
netflixislove 32
The customer is almost never right
hope1103 20
My favorite customer being stupid was when a woman called (I work at Chick-fil-A) and she cussed me out because her McDouble didn't have bacon
_delaneybear 20
Sorry OP. people can be stupid. He must've been a huge McDick.
bigdaddyyumyum7 2
YDI for working at mcdonalds
kirbs19 37
Ugh some people are just so stupid!
blindkid1790 12
some people are just morons
ohSNAPyall 27
He be illin.
ohSNAPyall 27
In the Run DMC song "You Be Illin'" a guy comes into Kentucky Fried Chicken and orders "small fries, Big Mac!" This is the opposite of that. Whatever, my comment is brilliant.
Tonisha1989 11
Having been a McDonald's manager I would have rang him up for a big mac and said its the Zinger of McDonald's.
brasiliano 16
I went to KFC once
buckdharma 38
22- Walked right threw the door, did ya?
brasiliano 16
nooooo Drive-thru
buckdharma 38
I got blasted once at KFC.
mistress_paz 30
Maybe he was pranking you. Sorry you had to deal with a jerk.