Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonald's and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, on day one of opening my first restaurant, a customer complained his chicken fried steak contained only steak and no chicken. I thought he was taking the piss but no, he was just that dumb, and he refused to leave until he got a refund despite having eaten it all. I had to call the police. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
Customer: Then I'll take a burrito. OP: That's Taco Bell sir. Customer: Then what about a Whopper? OP: That's Burger King. Customer: In that case I'll just have a Frosty. OP: That's Wendy's. Customer: Fine! Then just give me something edible! OP: I can't do that sir. Customer: WHY NOT!!!! OP: Because this is McDonald's.
lowkeybelieber 7
He sounds like a McShithead
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Comments (61)
xluciferx666 21
Real mcasshole that guy was
joshi42 16
"tried to report" means he failed in this too?
Spadoinkle 10
Ah, the joys of working at a fast food place. I can honestly say that I don't miss it. I love it when you tell people you don't have something and they act like you're a lying P.O.S. You work there, but they seem to know all. Good luck working with the public.
LyraAlluse 25
I have so many customer service stories, but one of the craziest was a guy who paid for a couch at a furniture store I worked at entirely in change. People are nuts.
juliaafaulkner 15
OPs username is correct.. I worked there briefly WORST FEW WEEKS OF MY LIFE!
Mr23 9
Let me tiwtterize that for you. "Today, I work in retail. #FML"
Circles 18
I work at KFC ahaha, some of the people that come in are such dickheads. Good luck OP
great_nate 26
KFC sells burgers in Australia?