Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonald's and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, on day one of opening my first restaurant, a customer complained his chicken fried steak contained only steak and no chicken. I thought he was taking the piss but no, he was just that dumb, and he refused to leave until he got a refund despite having eaten it all. I had to call the police. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
Customer: Then I'll take a burrito. OP: That's Taco Bell sir. Customer: Then what about a Whopper? OP: That's Burger King. Customer: In that case I'll just have a Frosty. OP: That's Wendy's. Customer: Fine! Then just give me something edible! OP: I can't do that sir. Customer: WHY NOT!!!! OP: Because this is McDonald's.
lowkeybelieber 7
He sounds like a McShithead
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Comments (61)
SkullsRules1 26
Only in Australia :p
QueenOfSuppness 25
You get all different types when working at McDoalds
mandy_2480 21
I used to get treated like a moron working at McDonalds. I tried to save a customer money once and he couldn't understand what I was trying to do so I just charged him more. He gave the customer beside him a "look" like I was the idiot. The other customer knew what I was on about. Morons everywhere.
wvcheesehead 13
You are lucky in Australia, the kangaroo meat in your mcburger is fresher than ours in the US.
Sklinetobe88 11
Ydi for working at a crap job.
saay_its_sydney 12
lmao
Witchylady 18
Customers can be so stupid and so freaking rude all at the same time. I hope your manager backed you. If not he is as stupid as the customer.
mzcupcakez 20
I like how he knows the stuff on the kfc menu
rsg0001 15
Interesting how KFC sells burger where you live. Here in the US it just chicken
Gabilliam 19
It's a chicken burger
vibernum 17
It's still chicken, just in sandwich (burger) form. We also have your "typical" KFC options.
Hidebehindarock 19
I wish when I went to fast food. Id be the one that messed up but I seem to be unlucky. My orders are always wrong or the drive through workers have attitude problems.. Fast food 1 Me -2