Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
Resistance is futile.
lmaouloser 5
Run Bro.
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afairshake 8
Why'd you give her your number if she's a creepy girl? YDI for the lying. Maybe try just telling her you're not interested.
pdp_fml 21
Shades of "Rose"on Two and a half men!
LittleGreenPaola 23
She must be the Overly Attached Girlfriend!
MuseFan1991 14
can't you add her number to the reject list on your phone? that way when she tries to phone/text she automatically gets cut off. i wouldnt recommend changing your number as she'll just find it out
iilovecokee 6
How about you just tell her that she's coming on too strong and it's making you uncomfortable. If you're direct and leave no space for her to twist your request as a marriage proposal, a hurt ego might just give you the space you're looking for.
etchsanity1 11
Just stalk her mercilessly she'll avoid you like the plague ;)
graphicstyle7 17
It's really the best and most adult thing to do... just say "Look, I'm not interested". You have a right not to be into her, and you have a right to tell her to back off. Maybe it would hurt her feelings, but it sounds like she needs a wakeup call.
originalparamore 0
shouldn't have given her the D haa(;
kalbrek009 20
And how exactly did she get your # to text you in the first place?
183933 6
Tell her you're into threesomes and unless she has an open minded girlfriend or two you don't want to get involved . It's a win win for you.