Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
Today, at the local mini-mart, I saw an old friend from high school and decided to surprise her with a hug from behind. Turns out, it wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who screamed, then whacked me with her purse. Now I’m banned from the shop. FML
Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
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tne201992 12
She only gave you a dollar? What a cheap bitch!
MrHotShot22 6
You got your first hug and you made some money? Sounds like a good day to me.
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Comments (90)
grudger 14
Explain how a girl throwing money and herself at you are a bad thing
Conferens 5
At least she thinks you're attractive enough to be her pretend boyfriend?
bakerella 29
exactly what I was thinking
bakerella 29
exactly what I was thinking
bakerella 29
exactly what I was thinking
melkymac101 17
Well maybe you will get lucky and now u got a dollar
mymiles 13
Progress, my friend
icepick23 12
Do what she did. Shove a hundred dollar bill (a new one) into her purse & tell her to pretend she is your girlfriend for a week (including all physical benefits).
RhineBl 17
**** I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED YDI SIRRY!
PVXCRunner15 12
Well the good thing is that you may be able to startvsomething out of that be it a friendship or a relationship.