Andy
W?rselen, Germany
He pulled a Carrie Underwood!
Today, I got laid for the first time in over a year. The girl then texted her location to her boyfriend, who I didn't know about. He smashed four cars, including mine, with a sledgehammer and ran off before the police arrived. FML
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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I just want to know if she called him to tell him that she wants to break up, or did she need a ride after she rode you?
kirby1964 20
So sue her and him, get him arrested. To get your car fixed. No more one night stands.
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joeyl1990 28
I suggest you don't sleep with her again.
joeyl1990 28
Or if you are braver than me. Record yourself having sex with her and then send him the video.
Rabite 28
Why? He already knows that his girlfriend cheated on him.
ChristianH39 30
Because it's suitable revenge for him smashing OPs car. Knowing it happened and seeing it are two very different things
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I just want to know if she called him to tell him that she wants to break up, or did she need a ride after she rode you?
kirby1964 20
So sue her and him, get him arrested. To get your car fixed. No more one night stands.
joonsson 21
What would you sue her for? Being a ho?
Rabite 28
She's not a "ho", she's a cheater.
ChristianH39 30
Semantics.
RandomWeeb 2
Probably inviting him, or being a reason? I mean, sue the boyfriend don’t understand why the girlfriend
RandomWeeb 2
Probably inviting him, or being a reason? I mean, sue the boyfriend don’t understand why the girlfriend
RandomWeeb 2
Probably inviting him, or being a reason? I mean, sue the boyfriend don’t understand why the girlfriend
itisme_fml 9
Did she spell it ASSPEN, or just Aspen with a single “S”? If former, then FYL. If latter, grow up!
evilplatypus 39
Wrong story.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
This is a smashing good FML
RichardPencil 32
You gotta feel worse for the three schmucks who got their cars hammered without nailing anyone first!
Donut_Wizard 23
Just be glad he didn’t pull a “Kelly Clarkson.”
electrodude 15
I say call the police on her and make her pay for the damage if he doesn’t come back
joonsson 21
You do realise that’s not how it works? She’s not obligated to pay for damage caused by her bf and she did nothing illegal. She’s definitely a ho though.
Lalala579121 28
Her bf did something illegal: smashing the cars...
Lobby_Bee 18
You smash his girl, he smashes your car in return. Not a fair trade I would say.
Rabite 28
Nice story, bro, but no way would this not be in the local newspapers.
TomPusslicker 21
Probably was. Not international news but in my small towns paper there's a small police report section. If OP lives in a big city, it may not even be news worthy.