Intimacy, TMI and Miscellaneous: TMI, Dad!

TMI, Dad!

By eww - 03/11/2015 15:43 - United States - Pickens

Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told me what was "on the menu", namely "wining, dining, sixty-nining". Thanks for that image. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "Recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

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Ninjahiga 27

Wednesday 4 November 2015 0:42

You have a cool dad

fakedsincerity 32

Wednesday 4 November 2015 0:55

next time you go on a date tell him the same thing and see how he likes hearing it from his daughter. lol. at least he's happy!

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DemonBoy1988 22

Monday 9 November 2015 11:34

you can always try to bleach the image away

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