Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML
Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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Top comments
BrownSugar_fml 5
You should create a profile and ask him on a date! Dinner and an explanation? Hah
Bigsmak 0
Really.. if thats true then it sucks
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Comments (277)
acinom 3
are you sure it wasn't old??
DiNoBeAr 0
my thoughts exacly!!! (read my above comment) lol
sk8trzero53 0
yea it could have been an old account and he forgot to delete, but if it wasnt, fyl op that sucks
deder233 0
um you were setting up an online dating profile while married to him you YDI
Freeze_fml 17
Your reading comprehension needs work.
mittensbum16 0
deder you're a moron.
JeffGoesRawrr 0
26's Comment Made Me Lol. xDD Bahahaha.
welandedonthemoo 5
26 it was for her friend
henry3825 0
#26 learn to read before you go out making a complete fool out of yourself.
lifesluck 0
26 ••••• FAIL lol FYL and YDI for speed reading
3son_fail3 0
26 is a complete moron, but I liked 29 comment
friedchickenpie 14
Oh god... can't you read? She's setting it up for her FRIEND.
asherah14 7
She was helping a friend create a profile. OP wasn't creating her own profile.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh my goodness...That is really and truly awful! *Attempt at non-creepy condolence hug*
aardvarkish 17
Hey you! Only the aardvark is the anteater! You never have been, and never will be! So knock it off! ******* posers!
Stixx55 2
maybe you should evaluate yourself to see why your husband has an online dating profile.
JeffGoesRawrr 0
That really sucks.. :[ Maybe the profile was old.? >.<
oakhan34 0
woah I didn't see that coming
xX_ericaaa 0
Now it's time to make u a profile! XD
pwincessa23 1
yup
priyagrewal 0
uh oh!!!!!!!
cincin75 0
49, just go home and check your IQ before you post something here.
Geiko_fml 0
Wow, that really sucks. As someone else said, hopefully it's an old profile. Otherwise, if it's new, what an ass. Gotta hate people that try and cheat.. Or do.