Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML
Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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BrownSugar_fml 5
You should create a profile and ask him on a date! Dinner and an explanation? Hah
Bigsmak 0
Really.. if thats true then it sucks
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Comments (277)
tinasaurus 0
awee.. that's sad, devorce his ass (:
RedPillSucks 33
Looks like someone's got some 'splainin to do! LOL.
tarheels32388 0
fyl... times 100 :-/
sakura10190210 0
that's what you get for letting yourself go
MichaelJackson10 0
; Damn ! Thats F**ked Up < / 3
sakura10190210 0
thats what you get for letting yourself go
spazz1824 0
Why do you assume that she "let herself go". I'm gonna assume you are an effing retard then. No one knows the OP, so don't make dumb comments like that. By the way, the boob grab is sooo cliche and in no way hot.
tarheels32388 0
yeah so is your friend gonna accept his offer?
thatoneguyJT 0
if at all possible check the LAST LOGIN DATE. that should solve the problem.
chelseabitez 0
LOOOOOL.
dickbombay 0
if he was getting what he needed at home he wouldn't have to look elsewhere):
Rawr_Imadinosawr 0
Hey, wow, your name already says so much about the type of person you are, 'Dick'bombay. Sometimes you can give a man all they ******* want, but in the end the a lot of the male sex are still stupid disgusting PIGS! Hey, heres a wonderful joke: God gave man two heads, but only enough blood to run them one at a time.
RedPillSucks 33
That's actually pretty funny. Did I betray the man-code when I LOLed?
Geiko_fml 0
Yeah, I guess I broke that man code too. Considering I like to think of myself as one that sticks with one person, instead of go with many.