Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML
Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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BrownSugar_fml 5
You should create a profile and ask him on a date! Dinner and an explanation? Hah
Bigsmak 0
Really.. if thats true then it sucks
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Comments (277)
prncsivy 0
wow that truly must have hurt to see his pic on that site ... my heart bleeds for the anguish u might going through ... :(
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
just act like it didn't happen. go home and wait til he sleep an CUT HIS DICK OFF!!!!
mersinary12 0
ohh... yeah that treuly is an fml. really sorry to hear that
BeckahXBeatdown 0
I'd smash his face in. But, then again that's just me.
dickbombay 0
why so harsh 126): men just need reaffirmation they are loved): there ALWAYS another hole out there that will produce if the one you married dries up):
tiffyxmac 0
wow! that's hella fcked up!! but FYL, sorry :[
hobo_lowbo 0
THREESOME!! all those jubblies!
xXpeachesXx 0
Wow. I would kill my husband if he did that. Better yet, I would make a profile, wait until he's online, then request to friend him or whatever. Then I would send him a message that says I'd love to have a date with him, my lawyer, a broken coke bottle and a spork (use your imagination...most painful death ever) in an hour, just so he knows it's coming and scare him shitless. Then see how many times he apologizes then roundhouse his ass out the door. :-P
shoneejay 0
I hope u went home and packed his shit!
sped55 0
Tie him up nd leave him in the house then set it on fire!! :)