Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me, "When?" so I replied "Towards the end." I didn't realize she was actually asking what day this happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Top comments
nuclear 0
Yeah even I didn't understand what she meant by that. FHL for not being clear enough. Nah, no one's life is ****** in this situation..
f_ed_panda 0
how is your life f'd? Seriously, just mentioning that you had sex and the condom broke is more of a FYL than is getting confused by the doctor's question. O.o
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Comments (223)
wowfmlife 0
Poor child, just as bad as abortion
dilligaf24 1
thats not true...& its nothing like an abortion...theres no baby or fetus...nothing it just makes it so fertilization doesnt happen...dont worry op ur not a baby killer...i took it too
xNephilim 19
That's like calling everyone who uses birth control or just doesn't have sex a baby killer because they're preventing circumstances that could lead to having a child. The morning after pill does exactly that - it prevents the possible fertilization of the egg.
fiveforfighting 26
Killing a couple cells is nothing. There's no child even in this situation yet. So calm down because you kill more cells when you scratch your arm.
ilikeboys 0
AK 2
That's cute.
finnaaas 0
Ok, yeah thats embarassing. But how is this an FML at alll? ook.
roseinmiami 0
get over it...worst things hapenin to ppl
thejoz 0
Just an FYI to the FML crowd; Morning After Pill does *not* prevent pregnancy if conception has already happened. If she already had an egg fertilized by the time she took this Pill, it would be ineffective. In a time of great stress, this is not a YDI...not really a FYL either but my sympathy is with you anyway.
jared_kurth 0
oh man thats so bad and funny i cant believe this happened to you. you must want to kill yourself...(sarcasim)
DarkMirror 0
ok?
f_ed_panda 0
how is your life f'd? Seriously, just mentioning that you had sex and the condom broke is more of a FYL than is getting confused by the doctor's question. O.o
colourmealy 0
i dont see the FML here