Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
Today, while flying home, two little girls started chanting, "We're all going to die." I'm an extremely anxious flyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
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ChelseaXD 0
What a dick.
sammieheart 0
tell him that's not what his boss said.
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Comments (120)
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Wow. That was so random, it made absolutely no sense.
TeenieAmerica 9
Tell him "That's not what your dad said last night"
xVictoriaDreamz 0
Wow. (That's all I got to say.)
aback 5
I can see why you fell for such a smooth talker.
rommie_fml 0
hahah. he had to be joking!!!! haha. sorry I found that one funny. yeah just hit him where it hurts... no sex!!!
Helena_18 0
it looks like the right time for :Divorce huuny
Mister_Grinch 0
Humour is a strong method of keeping one's mind off things. That's why people go to stand up comedian acts so they can relax and take their mind of things. He was joking with you, but a whinny complaining grown woman who can't take a joke wouldn't understand; aka you.
clarky_95 0
that's pretty mean. he must be ugly to. but atleast he had the guts to say something when most guys can't
jussjess 0
Wow, WTF!?
stevenmx86 8
Aww op that's horrible