Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
Today, while flying home, two little girls started chanting, "We're all going to die." I'm an extremely anxious flyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
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ChelseaXD 0
What a dick.
sammieheart 0
tell him that's not what his boss said.
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darksyde1980 0
did it do anything to stop your anxiety?? If it upset you and made you sit there and stew on it, then mission accomplished...he may not have been trying yo be mean as much as tryin to get your mind off of the turbulence...just sayin
iltby 3
What a total asshole.
Isolated 7
Maybe it was a joke..? Haha...? Well if you're on a boat with your husband and there's a storm, tell him that he'd drown first cause he's loads of crap.
wriptidez 0
hes a jerk
bankrupt 15
So by his rationale, only attractive people have the right to value their own lives. The rest of us should be indifferent to whether we live or die based solely on our appearance, or rather, HIS opinion of our appearance. What a jerk. I'm no beauty contestant but I know that if we were in the same situation, there is NO WAY my husband would have said something like that. First of all, he's smarter than that. Your idiot husband will have to try to live that one down for the rest of his life. Second of all, my husband values human lives, not just the lives of the pretty people. Third of all, if I am anxious about something, he is supportive. Your husband never learned one of the basic rules of kindergarten; if you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything. He was better off just zipping his stupid mouth and quietly holding your hand. The next time he's anxious about something and wants your support, tell him the same thing; "What do you care if you (whatever) ? You're not even handsome."
iSpaceShuttle 0
Omfg; was he joking ...
Kutchek 0
Mmmhhh... Your husband was joking I think, it's a bad joke by the way, but still he was joking i think.
PaperCandles 0
oh my god :(
Softballsam11 0
Awe that's so mean I'm sorry.
tuffblade1331 0
divorce papers are easy to get aren't they?