Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, while backpacking in Switzerland I had my camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of my entire trip but the pictures I took for my best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed! I wanted to get a jump on things so I started looking at photographers, and he mentioned he already knew a good one. I went to check out the photographer’s Instagram and found a picture of my boyfriend… and his wife. FML
Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML
Today, I had a photoshoot planned weeks ago, getting one of the last coveted spots. My boyfriend couldn’t even show up on time. It was a sunrise shoot. We arrived once the sun had been up for 25 mins already. He wondered "what the big deal is?” FML
Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
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Top comments
Keevarou 17
That is dedication! Some people stalk, but that's extreme, time to send her to a psychologist. Or if she does not want that, try visit group therapy where she joins and leave here there all alone, perfect plan! But congratulations at winning something you wanted, enjoy as much as possible
staymintyfresh 13
I would still go, I mean unless they seem very dangerous, then just call the police
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DocBastard 40
F-stop complaining and focus on the big picture. Concentrate more on your prize and lens on your stalker. Enjoy the workshop and see what develops. Good luck.
PoppaSoda 5
Maybe you should just give him some then he'll calm down.
THE_A_TEEN 28
No.
lauraaaaaa_fml 7
Is anybody else confused as to what kind of competition offers a prize for which the winner has to pay the cost? Sounds a little off to me...
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
OP won the prize, the stalker had to pay.
theonlysweetpea 10
Maybe you should think of getting a restraining order? O.O Shocking I know! It's called police acknowledgement
rosesofash860 8
Take the money your stalker saved you and hire a bodyguard.
drakej 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
punchp 4
To the confused people who should read slowly: OP won the prize of going to the workshop. His stalker did not, so she paid to the full price to get it to be with OP. OP did NOT pay to go to the workshop, he won that, and his stalker did not pay for him to go, she paid for herself to go. Got it now?
Emerald_86 0
And that really sucks ..sorry Op .. you should really do something about that though .
kristindabomb 12
Hey congrats! I'm an aspiring photographer so this was inspiring to read :)
ryanebk 7
Free sex!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Where?!? If it's at Snookie's house, that doesn't count.