Anonymous
Canada
Tight knit family
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Coolios
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
danielle887
United States
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Our house, in the middle of our street
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
AlwaysTired
United States
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
jan420
Moss, Norway
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
college kid
United States
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Anonymous
Bad connection
Today, and after a lot of effort to reconnect with my family after a while of limited contact, I found out from the family group text that my mom, sister, and grandmother went on a vacation without me, and I didn’t even know about it until they posted some airport selfies. FML
Cat
Always call first
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Anonymous
Not interested
Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML
Anonymous
Stockholm, Sweden
Waste of time
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Top comments
mama2b3 20
maybe there's a reason? why were you not in contact with them for so long? coo coo cachoo
Phil595 0
sucks.
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Comments (182)
1pinkbutterfly 0
OK cookie monster looks 15 and is acting like she's 5. JUST STFU!!! Grow up and get a life. Online bully = PUSSY!!
Bloodknight 22
Bwahaha! Too funny!
TexasFTW 0
@Cookie_monster2: I'm going to be nice and please ask you to get the heck off of this thread. Not only are you being rude, but quite unnecessary in every single one of your comments. For the sake of yourself, GTFO. Thanks.
mhmmm1234 0
#86 is a win. cookie monster is not. rawrcupcakes is amazing. mhmm.
Starfire22 5
Nah, they both fail for arguing and name calling on the first post :)
mhmmm1234 0
that's truee....
rawrcupcakesz 0
Yes!! I like failing.
kroms001_fml 0
looks like Op has isssues.. can you adopt new parents?
ipwnallmen 10
Op.. do you have Steve Urkel's parents?
saranottelling 7
If I was Steve Urkel's parent, I would move to Russia without telling him too. You can only take so much of that voice, all the cheesy catchphrases, and that stupid little dance he does. OP, did you do any of these things?
ipwnallmen 10
lol I remeber that ep. Eddie- steves parents took the easy way out. good line :)
12gshotgun 0
wat bastards
waywick 0
probably no accident you hadn't spoken in 4 years then
RedPillSucks 33
Why haven't you contacted them in 4 years? Maybe they thought you were dead. Maybe they are dead. Most probably, they didn't know how to contact you.
MiloC_fml 3
Hey! Lucky You!!!